We’ve all heard about this new “green” craze—it’s catching on with a lot of people. So, if you want to hop aboard the green train, follow these simple steps. You’ll be as green as they come in no time!
Step 1: Buy green paint.
Step 2: Apply green paint liberally.*
Step 3: Repeat as necessary.
*Not recommended if you actually want to keep using your stuff, as applying paint could hinder effectiveness.